Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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