Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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