Dual....:-)
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
birth control should be required to get into college
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
