I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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