Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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