dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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