You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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