what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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