so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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