Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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