I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
as a side note pls kill me
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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