Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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