There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I love you. Go after that dick
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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