I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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