guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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