gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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