I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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