she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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