I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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