it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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