were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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