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i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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