i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
It's just like the Real World with babies
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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