i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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