I love black thongs
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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