i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
This baby is an asshole
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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