I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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