I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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