awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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