Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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