thus making me awesome and them whores
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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