i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
tell me about the fingering
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