Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad