Dude, just got a bummer.
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.