I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat