that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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