We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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