we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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