fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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