We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Randomize
