I could make wine with my vomit
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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