He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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