Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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