Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
