thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
