So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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