Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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