At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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