worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch