They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
it glows. i had to have it.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.