Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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