Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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