I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
