It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
How does it feel to date your dad?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize