More tranny stories later!
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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