My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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