Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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