Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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