brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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