After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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