Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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